What’s Your Dream Superpower?
This blogpost is one million percent inspired by the current banter on Twitter, around black people waking up with magical powers on the 21st of December*.
Now many people are talking about being able to read minds, healing people with the touch of a hand, time travel etc. Some people even have lofty reasons; like trying to help people. Drop me out please, for my desired super power is a big bum. Yes, you heard me right, a fat ass!
I cannot tell you how, or why, but I am absolutely confident that I would be a much better human being and able to change the world with a big (soft) bum. Maybe it will be the way I talk, the way my clothes will fit, my joy which will be infectious, eventually leading to world peace.
Look, I have been walking past mirrors all day, looking for improvement to kick in, a sudden tightness in my trousers… anything. So far, nothing has happened, but I’m a woman of faith. Little jiggles make a big kaboom (I don’t know what this means, but it’s provocative).
Anyway, what is your dream superpower?